Hobo En Eutero

I've kicked the ol' ball down the hill. It's rolling. I'll be pedalin' my ass west in no time. I'm Frisco bound. Everything's gotta go. I'm selling it all. Thankfully, I never had any furniture to deal with and lotsa stuff can just fall into the dumpster. My friends get first dibs on all the good stuff.

So far, no one's tried to talk me out of it. That's a relief. I can't stand that shit.

The gear-up begins!