Pushed

Yes, times, they is-a changin'. The ol' Brookside Bar just aint the same since they reopened in their new location. It's become the sequel to Empire Bar down the road. Full of goddamn kids. Stupid cunts who don't know any of their holes from a hole in the ground. Twenty-something punks who think they've got it all to prove to everyone. Latent homo jocks who have to rub their balls on yer leg at the bar under the pretext of trying to order a pitcher they'll drink straight out of.
Looks like Caz's is the last refuge of the truly mad. Haven't been there since New Year's. I guess it's time to make 'em regular.