SUCK SANTA'S COCK!!

Let me tell you about the little party I went to in Oklahoma City and Norman. It was SantaCon '05. And oh, what fun it was! 120 boys-n-girls vined up as Santa in various themes. We rampaged down the street from the meeting place, a contempo art shop called "OPOLIS", to several different bars as well as former senator(?) David Borren's house. One sloshed Santa was overheard later saying "He was old.......and he was standing there." We then loaded up on the busses and headed to the OKC. We went to a couple of strip bars which were called "Valley of the Dolls" and the other "Fancy's". I've been to a vast number of strip bars AAAAALL over the world and, I must say, these two were in last place.

We did lots and lots of drinking, or I should say, most everyone did. I held off a bit due to recovering still from a couple of days prior when I walked in my friend's door and fell grill-first onto the hardwood after a night with the demon. Sometime in the night I began puking my guts out while still face down so you can imagine what a daisy I smelled like the next morning.
It took two trips through the laundry for my clothes to be free of it.

SO ANYWAY....

We, all of us, crashed a hockey game in progress at the Ford Center, went to the "Copa" a gay bar in a gay hotel, or as we jokingly refered to it as, a lifestyle compound, and buzzed in the busses to various other points of interest all over OKC.

An absolute HELL of a night. I found it amazing the cops didn't try to dick-slap everybody but they behaved. I'm sure the other cities which participated in this nation-wide tom foolery had at least as much fun as we did.

Fine. Let's Do All the Things YOU Wanna Do...

You still here? Yeah, I'm still here. This dude ranch sausage party that is Tulsa is really grating on my last nerve. Why don't I just leave? I gotta stick around for New Year's Eve, then I can split and let me tell ya, I'm not coming back to this jerk-water for large quantities of time. So here's the latest poop:

January 5thish-Washington DC
January 15thish-San Francisco
February 1stish-July or Augustish-Oregon, Washington, Canada, Alaska (Funny how I'm complaining about how Tulsa doesn't have any girls and then plan to go straight to the biggest dude ranch of them all which is Alaska.)
Augustish-???-Australia, maybe Tokyo, Thailand.

Who the Hell knows beyond that or even if I'll stick to this plan. Plan's don't stick well for me.

Right now it's all snowy and mud-slushy outside. Too lousy for camping out or I would. The temperature at night might get to me, though. I camped in below zero nights while in the Rockies but somehow it was a different, more pleasant, sort of cold. Maybe a dry cold? Anyway,

Tulsa sucks. Don't come here. Don't even pass through. It's worth it to take the long way around to wherever you're going.